What is the best gift you can give your girlfriend for your anniversary?

Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).

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What's the difference between pokemon go and my girlfriend?

Pokemon go always goes down on me

What did the necrophile say to his ex-girlfriend?

I only loved you for your body!"

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What should you not gift a Syrian this year?

A drone

What does Brown Santa say?

Gifts only for little girls with A's, B's and C's because the other ones already have the D's."

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How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Californians don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in hot tubs. (I remember this from the 1970s when I was in middle school. It's one of my first dirty jokes)

How do narcissists remember everything?

They have a photogenic memory.

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How did my doctor know I have minor IBS?

I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.

How do you drowned a hipster?

Throw them in the mainstream. Edit: spelling because I'm 5

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What's another word for "thesaurus"?

Steven Wright joke, iirc.

Do you know what the word 'was' was initially?

Before was was was was was is.

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What's a good gift for someone who has everything?

Meth. Next year they'll have nothing it'll be easier.

What is the best gift you can give your girlfriend for your anniversary?

Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).

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What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?

Get married on his birthday.

What is the best gift you can give your girlfriend for your anniversary?

Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).