Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know."

Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

Why your fingers have spaces in between?

nothing!why? would you like it to be very close to each other. You're not a duck!

Why doesn't NASA send cows to space?

Because the stakes would be too high.

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

What color were eyes of the Astronaut on the Challenger when it exploded?

Blue. One blue this way ---- and the other blue that way -----

What do you call a Mexican walking on the moon?

An astronaut you racist..

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How many Mexicans do you need to change a Lightbulb?

Juan.

How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married?

Feyonce.

What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

both can be solved with a coat hanger