Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

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What do rednecks say after they broke up?

We can still be brother and sister.

Why did the melon break up with her melon boyfriend?

He told her he *can't elope*.

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How much space does the EU have left?

1GB

How do you send a dog to space?

Laika boss.

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

How does it feel son?

Astronaut: Feels pretty good to be 33 million miles away from Dave Matthews Band

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

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How many protestors do you need to change a lightbulb?

Trick question. Protestors don't change anything.

Which college course does a feminist take?

Trick question! You need brain cells to get into college.

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What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?

He wiped his bum.

What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)