Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

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What do you call a midget psychic that broke out of prison?

A small medium at large!

What do you do if you break your arm in two places?

Don't go back to those two places.

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Why your fingers have spaces in between?

nothing!why? would you like it to be very close to each other. You're not a duck!

What is tangled rope in space called?

Astro-knot

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What do you call a donkey throwing nuts?

An astronaut.

What happened to the astronaut who was knocked out?

He saw stars.

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Why can't women explain feminism to men?

Because they need a man to do it for them

What did the cook say to the dough?

A: I "NEED" you!

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What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

Why can't the incredible hulk find a girlfriend?

Because all the girls know he just wants to smash