Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What do you call breakfast?

Breaking fast yooo!

Why didn't your back break, mom?

You're adopted."

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

Why is call of duty infinite warfare set in space?

Because nobody liked it on earth.

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

How do you calm down an astronaut?

you give him space.

How do astronauts make a party?

They planet.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What did the depressed dolphin say?

I need a porpoise.

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon?

It doesn't need cleaning

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.

What did the Hispanic chef say when he went down on his girlfriend?

Umami!"