What's a good gift for someone who has everything?

Meth. Next year they'll have nothing it'll be easier.

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What do you call a blonde in a closet?

Last years hide and seek champion

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

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What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.

Why do people get addicted to meth?

Because they didn't think of the aftermeth.

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What is the best gift you can give your girlfriend for your anniversary?

Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).

What's a good gift for someone who has everything?

Meth. Next year they'll have nothing it'll be easier.