What's a good gift for someone who has everything?

Meth. Next year they'll have nothing it'll be easier.

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What gives a gorilla good taste?

Four years in an Ivy League school!

What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?

An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...

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How do meth users get the money to buy their drugs?

The toothfairy.

What's the difference between math and meth?

One of them ruins your life. The other's just meth.

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What's a good gift for someone who has everything?

Meth. Next year they'll have nothing it'll be easier.

What is the best gift you can give your girlfriend for your anniversary?

Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).