What's the difference between math and meth?

One of them ruins your life. The other's just meth.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?

A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.

What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.

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How long does it take to reach the ground from 100 stories up?

The rest of your life.

What is every blonde's ambition in life?

To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Ruin Jokes More Ruin Jokes

Why was the archeologist sad?

His career was in ruins.

What's an archeologist?

A: Someone whose career is in ruins.

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

What do bulls do math with?

A cow-culator! (Cue groans)

What does the Chinese government call an American with a PhD in physics, math and chemistry?

STUPID AMERICAN!

Meth Jokes More Meth Jokes

What do you call it when you spill meth into your cake mix?

Baking Bad

Why do people get addicted to meth?

Because they didn't think of the aftermeth.