What's the difference between math and meth?

One of them ruins your life. The other's just meth.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a tornado and a redneck divorce?

Nothing. Either way they're losing the trailer.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

50 pounds.

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why do we all marry?

because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

Why was the double leg amputee sentenced to life?

He had no leg to stand on.

Ruin Jokes More Ruin Jokes

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

What is the difference between J. Winston and a cat?

One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

Where is Jennifer's husband?

Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer's husband? Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has 3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer's husband is in the bed with her right now. Sauce:

What is another word for children who haven't learned how to do math?

yesallwomen

Meth Jokes More Meth Jokes

What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.

What do you call it when you spill meth into your cake mix?

Baking Bad