What's the difference between math and meth?

One of them ruins your life. The other's just meth.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Stephen Harper and Rob Ford?

One likes pipelines, and the other likes pipes lines.

What's the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist?

A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store

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What's the difference between having a job and being a homeless drug addict?

One takes over your life and turns you into brainless zombie and the other one makes you homeless.

What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend?

Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.

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What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme."

Why is the archaeologist sad?

Because his career is in ruins.

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Why will I go down in history?

I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too.

What's the diffrence between Math and Emos?

Math problems actually exist

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How do meth users get the money to buy their drugs?

The toothfairy.

What do you call it when you spill meth into your cake mix?

Baking Bad