What's the difference between math and meth?

One of them ruins your life. The other's just meth.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a praying nun and a girl taking a bath?

One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole

What is the difference between yoghurt and America?

When you leave yogurt alone it grows a culture!

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What do men and hardwood flooring have in common?

Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!

Why was the animal unhappy?

He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.

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Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

What is my relationship?

Alex: No sorry tha- glares at wife I'll take YOU RUINED MY LIFE KAREN for $800 Alex

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

Whats a weightlifters favorite kind of math?

AlgeBRUH!

What's the diffrence between Math and Emos?

Math problems actually exist

Meth Jokes More Meth Jokes

What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.

What's a good gift for someone who has everything?

Meth. Next year they'll have nothing it'll be easier.