What does Batman use to wash his hair?

Conditioner Gordon.

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What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

What's it called when you're using Tinder on the toilet?

Swiping and wiping.

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Where does Batman go to get a haircut?

Batman-do

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

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What do you call tiny waves that wash up onto a beach?

Microwaves!

Why should you wash your hair with counterfeit feces?

Because it's sham poo.

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Why should I shave my downstairs?

Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.

What do you call a woman who dyes her hair red?

Transginger.

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What is Batman's favourite hair product?

Conditioner Gordon.

What does Batman use to wash his hair?

Conditioner Gordon.