What type of missiles were used in the Movie Top Gun?

Tom" Cruise Missiles.

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Which program do Jedis use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi.

Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.

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Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a keyboard?

They're all paws.

What type of gum does a Buddhist perfer?

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What's the difference between CNN and Al-Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."

What type of missiles were used in the Movie Top Gun?

Tom" Cruise Missiles.