What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo

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What do you get when you cross Johnny Depp with Nicolas Cage?

Johnny Cage

Why did the chicken get an ouija board?

To contact those who had crossed over to the other side.

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What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

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What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

A permanent ban from the petting zoo

What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.

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What do you get when you mix human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the zoo.(/spoiler)

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a healthy dog have in common?

84% of their dna