What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo

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What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was too chicken!

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What do you get when you throw a Canadian down a flight of stairs?

An apology.

What did Dahmer do when he finished his vegetables?

A: He threw away their wheelchairs!

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What do Muslim men do while foreplay?

Tickle the goat under it's chin.

What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

A permanent ban from the petting zoo

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What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a healthy dog have in common?

84% of their dna

Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch hillbilly criminals?

Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.