What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo

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Why did the gold fish cross the road?

To go to /r/antijokes

What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ?

Bubble and squeak !

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Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

What did Eric Clapton do after he wrote Tears in Heaven?

Threw his baby out the window.

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Why should I hire you?

Because I have pictures of you with a goat "

What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

A permanent ban from the petting zoo

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What did Watson and Crick study to find DNA?

Rosalind Franklin's notes.

What did the DNA say to the mRNA?

I'm better without U."