What do you get when you cross.... .... the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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What do you get if you cross human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo

What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo