What do you get when you cross.... .... the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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Which race is the most racist?

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What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena ?

I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs !

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Rosalind Franklin's notes.

What do you get when you mix human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the zoo.(/spoiler)