What do you get when you cross.... .... the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

Why are dogs always thirsty?

Because water fountains were designed for humans! HEYOOOOOOO

What do you call a dog that can walk on its hind legs all the time?

A human.

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Why did the pregnant Chinese chicken cross the road?

Because ah, the egg roll.

Why did the chickens cross the road?

Because they were Turkish.

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What are you stupid?

That's a goat!" He says "I wasn't talking to you."

What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis?

Goats

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What did the DNA say to the mRNA?

I'm better without U."

What did the DNA say to the RNA?

What are U doing here?