What do you get when you cross.... .... the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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What do men and sperm have in common?

A:They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

What do monkeys and humans have in common?

Catholic: Nothing............ nothing at all.

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What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia?

An offer you can't understand.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

I don't know but it's not rhelephant.

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What happens when you inject human DNA into a goat?

You get kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

A permanent ban from the petting zoo

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What do you get when you cross.... .... the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What did the DNA say to the RNA?

What are U doing here?