What do you get when you cross.... .... the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !

What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human?

A: Lettuce pray

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

What do Muslim men do while foreplay?

Tickle the goat under it's chin.

Dna Jokes More Dna Jokes

Why is it so difficult to convict a redneck?

Because they all have the same DNA and no dental records.

What do you call emotions of a DNA?

Gene expressions