What do you get when you cross.... .... the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

Where are the humans?

We left them" AL: Why "They didn't look anything like their selfies in rl"

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache?

A bad mood!

What do you get if you cross a phone with a mouthwash?

Tele-Scope.

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

What kind of goat did Houdini have?

A scapegoat.

Dna Jokes More Dna Jokes

Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch hillbilly criminals?

Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.

Why did OJ Simpson want to move to Alabama?

Everyone has the same DNA.