What do you get when you cross.... .... the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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What does IS call the evolutionary theory that humans are descended from the ape family?

Boko Harambe

Which animal makes the best pie?

A human.

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How do animals cross the ocean?

On a Gir-raft.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Asian?

A car thief who can't drive

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Why do Arabs wear thawbs?

Goats can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What do you call a goat on a small mountain?

A hillbilly

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What do you call emotions of a DNA?

Gene expressions

What did Watson and Crick study to find DNA?

Rosalind Franklin's notes.