What's it called when Batman walks out of church?

Christian Bale Hah

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Why do Avon ladies walk funny?

because their lipstick

What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

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What do you see?

Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.

What's Batman's least favourite album?

A Night at the Opera.

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Why could Neo from the Matrix never be a Christian?

Because he has his own Hole-y Trinity -I'll see myself out

What do you call a christian crawdad?

A Prayfish.

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Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.