How did Timmy dodge the oncoming car?

He didn't

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What's the difference between George Zimmerman and Trayvon Martin?

Zimmerman can dodge a bullet.

How did Timmy dodge the oncoming car?

He didn't

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Why does little Timmy keep throwing up gang signs?

Because he ate too much of them.

Why did Timmy fall off the swing?

Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.