How did Timmy dodge the oncoming car?

He didn't

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What's the difference between Michael Brown and Darren Wilson?

Only one of them knows how to dodge a bullet.

How did Timmy dodge the oncoming car?

He didn't

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Why does little Timmy keep throwing up gang signs?

Because he ate too much of them.

Where did Timmy go when the bombs fell?

Everywhere.