What's faster than a black man dodging cops with a TV?

His brother with the laptop.

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Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield?

They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.

What do you call a Targaryen girl who can outrun her brothers?

A virgin.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

When the cop asks you "Do you know how fast you were going?

do NOT respond with "I know, right !"

Laptop Jokes More Laptop Jokes

When my laptop asks "Are you sure?

it's because it still remembers all of the other bad decisions I have made.

How do you do that?

I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet I know it's raining!

Dodge Jokes More Dodge Jokes

What's the difference between officer Darren Wilson and Michael Brown?

Officer Wilson can dodge a bullet

Why do blacks make good athletes?

They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.