What's faster than a black man dodging cops with a TV?

His brother with the laptop.

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Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

How do I tell them apart?

Her brother has a moustache.

What's Cain's favorite genre of music?

Rock, I hear his brother hates it though.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What the difference between a black guy and a donut?

One of them already had a hole before the cop saw it

Why can't the cops keep calm and carry on ?

Because they carry guns instead

Laptop Jokes More Laptop Jokes

How do you do that?

I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet I know it's raining!

What do you call a singing Laptop?

A Dell

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What's the difference between officer Darren Wilson and Michael Brown?

Officer Wilson can dodge a bullet

How did Timmy dodge the oncoming car?

He didn't