His brother with the laptop.
They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.
A virgin.
Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.
do NOT respond with "I know, right !"
it's because it still remembers all of the other bad decisions I have made.
I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet I know it's raining!
Officer Wilson can dodge a bullet
They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.