What's faster than a black man dodging cops with a TV?

His brother with the laptop.

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Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What do the Unabomber and a girl from Alabama have in common?

They were both fingered by their brother.

Why don't robots have brothers?

Because they all have trans-sisters

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What do the cops do when they get a fly infestation?

Call in the swat team!

What is the worst city to be a cop in?

Baltimore, I hear it's backbreaking work.

Laptop Jokes More Laptop Jokes

What do you call a laptop in the ocean?

A Dell, rolling in the deep.

What do you call a laptop that ejaculates metal?

Computer

Dodge Jokes More Dodge Jokes

What's the difference between officer Darren Wilson and Michael Brown?

Officer Wilson can dodge a bullet

Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.