What's faster than a black man dodging cops with a TV?

His brother with the laptop.

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Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What's Cain's favorite genre of music?

Rock, I hear his brother hates it though.

How many "can't"s can a white girl "can't" before she literally can't even?

my brother asked me this when i woke up and it has been bugging me all day.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What did the doughnut say to the cop?

Don't glaze me, bro

What did the cop say to the doughnut as he ate it?

Rest in **police**.

Laptop Jokes More Laptop Jokes

When my laptop asks "Are you sure?

it's because it still remembers all of the other bad decisions I have made.

What kind of laptop calls you a thousand times?

A dell

Dodge Jokes More Dodge Jokes

Why did the beer get bottled?

He was trying to dodge the draft.

What's the difference between Michael Brown and Darren Wilson?

Only one of them knows how to dodge a bullet.