Whats better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded.

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What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

BMWs have the pricks on the inside!

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How does a snail win a race?

It runs against Hillary.

Why can a penguin never win Best Actor?

Because it is part black.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the quadriplegic (crippled) Olympics?

Walking.

Why has the pope never won a gold medal?

Because he always came in a little behind.