What do Monica Lewinsky and NFL players both have in common?

It's their knees that go first.

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Why would Keemstar make a good NFL cornerback?

He's really good at swatting.

What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

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What's the best way to make a girl weak in the knees?

Kick em.

What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole

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What is the volume of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

One US Leader

Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.