What do Monica Lewinsky and NFL players both have in common?

It's their knees that go first.

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What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

When is the only time a white NFL wide receiver is a good thing?

When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.

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What's better than being up to your knees in beer?

Being up to your nuts in cider.

When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

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What was Monica Lewinsky's job at the White House?

Receiving heads of state.

What do Monica Lewinsky and an Asian political correspondent have in common?

All they talk about is the presidential erection