Why do squirrels swim on their back?

To keep their nuts dry.

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Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.

Who's There -Panther -Panther who?

Panther no pants, I'm going swimming!

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

It died.

Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb?

Because, they're so darn stupid!