Why do squirrels swim on their back?

To keep their nuts dry.

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Why does Mexico never do well in the Olympics?

Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border

Why can't Mexicans win the Olympics?

Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.

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What did the owl say to the squirrel?

Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.