Why do squirrels swim on their back?

To keep their nuts dry.

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Why are there no mexican in the olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!

Why hasn't Mexico won any medals in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.

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What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

It died.