Why are there no mexican in the olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!

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What anime do Mexicans watch?

Boku no Pico de Gallo

What Is The Best Boxing A Mexican Does?

A: Oranges.

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Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball

Who says Republicans aren't into recycling?

Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

What do you call four Mexicans who can't swim?

Cuatro cincos.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

What's better than winning a gold medal in the quadriplegic (crippled) Olympics?

Walking.

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

America Jokes More America Jokes

What is the difference between yoghurt and America?

When you leave yogurt alone it grows a culture!

Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.