Why are there no mexican in the olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Where does a Mexican store his food?

Hispantry

What do you call four Mexicans stuck in quicksand?

quattro sink-o

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's the worst place to run in to your ex girlfriend?

Auschwitz

Why do you not run over a Mexican on a bicycle?

It could be your bicycle!

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What's big, yellow, and can't swim?

A schoolbus full of children.

Why do hippies like to swim way offshore?

Cause it's far out, man

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why can't animals ever have an olympics?

Because there's always a cheetah

Why does Mexico never do well in the Olympics?

Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border

America Jokes More America Jokes

Who do you save?

America. Keep right on going and don't stop.

What's the difference between America and yogurt?

One has culture.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.