Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

What do you call the top wealthiest people in Mexico?

The Juan percent.

What do you call it when Russians get diarrhea from drinking water in Mexico?

Trotsky's Revenge

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why is it called Justice League of America?

Do they follow territorial boundaries? If the Kaos Kommandos start a brawl in El Paso and it rolls over into Juarez, do they say "screw it, let Justice League of Mexico handle it"? (Sorry if this isn't technically a joke; it was my shower thought this morning and I thought it was funny.)

What do salads and Mexicans have in common ?

They both benefit America!

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico ever do well in the Olympics?

Because every mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

Why is there no mexican olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder

Everybody Jokes More Everybody Jokes

Why does everybody else get the brunt of the jokes?

Let me hear something different.

What's the difference between everybody and bullets?

Everybody misses Harambe.