Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

When they named the state of New Mexico were they degrading the state or honoring Mexico?

it seemed funnier when I first said it. is this how it always happens

What is the difference between a 14 year old boy in the U.S. and one in Mexico?

A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a 7 year old redneck girl who can run faster than her brothers?

A virgin.

Why was the Doctor screaming angrily at his secretary?

He ran out of patients.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

What did the Olympic size swimming pool say to the kiddie pool?

I can't be your friend anymore you're just too shallow!

America Jokes More America Jokes

How do you convince America to join a war?

Tell them its almost over

How did Mitt Romney get a 14% tax rate?

He claimed 47% of America as dependents.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics ?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night?

Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.

Everybody Jokes More Everybody Jokes

Why do stop lights turn red?

You would turn red too if you had to change in front of everybody.

Why does everybody like the mushroom?

Because he's a fun guy.