What's the best way to make a girl weak in the knees?

Kick em.

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Why do girls wear perfume and makeup?

Because they're ugly and they smell bad

Why didn't the girl cross the street?

She didn't have the balls

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What is a chiropractor's favorite chemical element?

Knee-on!

How do I raise my kids?

Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it

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Why did they kick Raggedy Anne out of the toybox?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"

Why was the legless man immortal?

Because he couldn't kick the bucket.

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What's the best way to make pants last?

Make the jacket first.

What's the best way to carve wood?

Whittle by whittle.

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Whats the opposite of nickle back?

Bill front (Money jokes i got em)

What do the Iron Man suit and Sarah Palin have in common?

They've both had a downy inside em.