What's the best way to make a girl weak in the knees?

Kick em.

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Why are girls like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

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What do Monica Lewinsky and NFL players both have in common?

It's their knees that go first.

What's better than being up to your knees in beer?

Being up to your nuts in cider.

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When do you kick a dwarf in the balls?

When he is standing next to your lady saying her hair smells nice.

What does an electric engineer say when they get kicked in the balls?

Owch! it hertz

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What's the best way to wrap up 2016?

Debbie Reynolds Wrap.

What is the best way to cut a mango?

With a knife!

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What's the difference between a plastic tube and an adjustable spanner ?

Both of em are in plastic, except for the adjustable spanner

Whats the opposite of nickle back?

Bill front (Money jokes i got em)