What's the difference between a ladder ...

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a terrorist and a civilian?

I don't know man, I just fly the drones.

What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars?

Ones green and the other is black

Ladder Jokes More Ladder Jokes

How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to unscrew it, and one to hold the ladder.

Why did the students need a ladder to get into school?

It was a high school.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a TV reality show where a 50 year old white man is trying to get laid?

To catch a predator. Why do white girls walk around in groups of 3 and 5? Because they can't even! Why do white people have so many pets? Because owning people is not legal anymore Would love to hear more white people-specific jokes :) They seem to be really rare.

Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

Why did the baby drop its rattle?

It got hit by a truck

How are monster trucks made?

ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane

Bad Luck Jokes More Bad Luck Jokes

What's the difference between a ladder and a truck?

It's no bad luck to walk under a truck.

What's worse than getting 7 years of bad luck from breaking a mirror?

Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.