What's the difference between a ladder and a truck?

It's no bad luck to walk under a truck.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Why don't Episcopalians play chess?

They don't know the difference between a bishop and a queen

What's the difference between a women's doctor and a kick returner?

The returner can catch a punt...

Ladder Jokes More Ladder Jokes

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What has a million and one legs but still can't walk?

Jerry's kids.

What's the difference between Walk of Life and Washington state?

One's by Dire Straits, the other's by dryer states.

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

How much does a truck full of bones weigh?

A skeleTon

Bad Luck Jokes More Bad Luck Jokes

What's the difference between a ladder and a truck?

It's no bad luck to walk under a truck.

What's worse than getting 7 years of bad luck from breaking a mirror?

Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.