What's the difference between a ladder and a truck?

It's no bad luck to walk under a truck.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an incontinent person and a 1980's Renault?

One's a leaker, one's a Le Car.

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Amy Winehouse?

About 204 days.

Ladder Jokes More Ladder Jokes

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to unscrew it, and one to hold the ladder.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call an arrogant con walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?

Odor in the court!!!

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

How much does a truck made of light weigh?

Photons

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.

Bad Luck Jokes More Bad Luck Jokes

What's the difference between a ladder and a truck?

It's no bad luck to walk under a truck.

What's worse than getting 7 years of bad luck from breaking a mirror?

Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.