Why was the pianist arrested?

He was caught playing in A minor.

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Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

When O. J. Simpson's kids wanted to go out and play, what did he tell them?

Go axe your mother."

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What do they say when batman catches a cold?

He's ben affleckted.

How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....

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Why was the heroin dealer arrested at the basketball game?

He was talking smack.

Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?

She was charged with rustling!

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What do you call a hot high school math teacher?

Expansion of minors

Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

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How did the Pianist play without fingers?

Not very well at all...

What is better than a rose on a guitarist?

Tulips on my pianist.