Why was the pianist arrested?

He was caught playing in A minor.

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Why should you never play Uno with a Mexican?

Because they'll steal all the green cards.

What do you call a crab that plays baseball?

A pinch hitter.

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Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.

Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

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Why did the ghost go to jail?

He got arrested for possession.

Why was the garbage man arrested?

Because he was bin laden.

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What's a pedos favourite key?

A minor.

Why did the guitarist get life in prison?

He fingered a minor.

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What do you call a black guy who plays the piano?

a pianist

How did the Pianist play without fingers?

Not very well at all...