Why was the pianist arrested?

He was caught playing in A minor.

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Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

What is the most popular game played by tornadoes?

Catch my drift

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Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.

What did the owner of a brownie factory say when his factory caught fire?

I'm getting the fudge outta here!"

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What did Bill Cosby say when he was arrested?

Hey, hey, hey, it was only a pudding pop!

Why did Kobe Bryant go to New Jersey after he got arrested?

Because he needed one.

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Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors?

Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.

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How do pianists remember which groceries to buy?

They use a Chopin Liszt!

When pianists fall in love what is their favourite position ?

the four hands (you dirty minds)