Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...

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What's the one thing a black person will never steal?

Your job.

What's one thing today that women are better at than men compared to the 1800's?

Gold digging

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How many skateboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to film it. One, but it takes him fifty tries.

Why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering wheel?

She was trying to blow the horn

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Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard ...I'll see myself out

Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

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Why does Thor have insomnia?

He's up all night to get Loki.

Why didn't Thor like the party?

It was too Loki.

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Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...

What has 4 legs and isn't alive?

It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this ! No Jimmy, it's your dog...