Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...

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What's the one thing a mechanic can't fix?

Stupid

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Nothing they are both Thor.

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Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...

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They both get hot and bothered over cartoons.