Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...

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Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.

Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.

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What's the first thing you should do when confronted by an evil spirit?

Try to neghostiate.

What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

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Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...

Why did Thor decide to sleep in?

He was up all night to Get Loki.

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Why does Thor have insomnia?

He's up all night to get Loki.

Why didn't Thor like the party?

It was too Loki.

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Why couldn't the man be bothered to look at the origami mountains?

because it was pay-per view.* "paper view"

What has 4 legs and isn't alive?

It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this ! No Jimmy, it's your dog...