What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite animal?

Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side.

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How are books like dogs?

The good ones are hard to put down

How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?

He used a skeleton key.

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How do you fit four sailors onto a barstool?

Turn the barstool upside down.

What is the best thing about gaffer tape ?

It turns "no, no, no" into "mmm, mmm, mmm"

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What's the difference between a kid and a cat?

Who has the diploma when you get rid of them.

How many cats does it take for a woman to qualify as a "crazy cat lady?

None. Just a couple of youtube cat videos.

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What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite animal?

Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)