What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite animal?

Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side.

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What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog ?

A croaker spaniel !

Why did the man cry when he was cutting up onions?

Onions" was his dog... D:

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Why do sovereign citizens never turn on the lights?

The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow remover?

Give her a shovel...

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What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

How to cats greet each other at Christmas ?

A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year" !

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How do you call Anakin Skywalker's padawan after getting tased by enemy?

A shocked Tano.

What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one