What do you call an Asian guy that always shows up before he needs to?

Earl Lee

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Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

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What are Asian Tennis Players most well known for?

The Back Hand

How can you tell you live in an Asian part of town?

All the Mexicans have car insurance.

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What did the Asian guy say when he was caught sleeping with another man's wife?

Me love you wrong time.

What do you call a hairpiece on an Asian guy?

an Oriental Rug.