What do you call an Asian guy that always shows up before he needs to?

Earl Lee

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Whats the difference between a retard and a woman?

The retard doesn't need to be buggered to think he's special.

How many cops do you need to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.

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What did Asian Jesus say before he was crucified?

OC) YORO (You only resurrect once)

Why is there no Asian Isaac Newton?

He sat under the durian tree.

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What do you call an Asian guy who is a member of ISIS?

RICE-IS

What did the Asian guy say when he was caught sleeping with another man's wife?

Me love you wrong time.