What do you call an Asian guy that always shows up before he needs to?

Earl Lee

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What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

Why did Satan need life alert?

Because he had fallen, and could not get back up.

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What's the difference between an Asian and a dumb white girl?

The Asian try to get the A, but the white girl try to get the D

What do you call the process of becoming an honorary Asian?

Orientation.

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What do you call an Asian guy who is a member of ISIS?

RICE-IS

What do you call a hairpiece on an Asian guy?

an Oriental Rug.