What do you call an Asian guy that always shows up before he needs to?

Earl Lee

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What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue ?

wait for it ... wait for it ...) brucilage !!!!!!!!

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Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

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What do you call a calm Asian man?

A Mellow Yellow

Why can't an Asian couple have a white child?

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What do you call an Asian guy who is a member of ISIS?

RICE-IS

What do you call a hairpiece on an Asian guy?

an Oriental Rug.