What did the dragonball z fan say when he wanted to go to the toilet?

I need to goku the toilet

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When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?"

What does Moses do when he wants a beer?

He brews!

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Why did Tigger get stuck in the toilet?

He was looking for pooh.

What type of person does cocaine after taking a shot?

A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.

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Where the hell are you going with those balloons?

4yr: I need to wee! Me: With balloons ! 4yr: Its so much fun to wee with balloons

What did the A/C unit say when it suddenly turned on?

Sorry, I just needed to vent"

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How long did it take Goku to change a lightbulb?

20 Episodes and Krillin dies.

Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.