What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?

A mosquito can "fly", but a fly can not "mosquito".

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

Whats the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has Noel.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!

What do you call a black man flying an airplane?

Pilot.

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mountain-climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a scaler with a vector.

What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

zika blyat