What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?

A mosquito can "fly", but a fly can not "mosquito".

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an American and a Canadian?

A: An Canadian not only has a sense of humour but can also spell it.

What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?

A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.

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What do flies wear on their feet?

A: Shoos.

Why does the Pope kiss the ground when he gets off his plane?

You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.

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What do you get when you cross a mountain-climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a scaler with a vector.

What fever did Joe Dirt catch on vacation after getting bit by a mosquito?

Deeeeeeeeeeengue