What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?

A mosquito can "fly", but a fly can not "mosquito".

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What is the difference between a brown-noser and a s***t head?

Depth perception

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?

A bad golfer goes "Damn!" A bad skydiver goes "Damn!"

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What is it?

It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow

What do you call A man in an iron suit flying by the king of the North?

A Stark contrast

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How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. But I don't know how they got in there.

What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a rock climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector with a scalar.