What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?

A mosquito can "fly", but a fly can not "mosquito".

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a KIA?

Paul Walker wouldn't be caught dead in a KIA.

How do you tell the difference between Al Gore and the secret service when they're in the same room?

Al Gore's the stiff one.

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What must a vampire earn to learn to fly?

His red wings.

Why can't the plane fly?

Because it's grounded.

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What did the neckbeard say to the mosquito?

M'laria

What animal gets applauded?

The mosquito.