What do you get when you cross a mountain-climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a scaler with a vector.

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Why did the one-armed man cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

What's Mexico's national sport?

Cross country

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What do you call A Tale of Two Mosquitoes?

A bite-time story.

What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

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What happens when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff.

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What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

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What do you get when you cross a mountain-climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a scaler with a vector.

What happens when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.