What do you get when you cross a mountain-climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a scaler with a vector.

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What do you get if you cross Islam with Christianity?

Islam Christianity sin

What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman?

A jumbo yeti.

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What do you call a mosquito sitting on your wife's cheek?

A golden opportunity

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)

Mountain Climber Jokes More Mountain Climber Jokes

What do you get when a mountain climber crosses a mosquito?

You can't cross a scalar and a vector.

What do you get when you cross a mountain-climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a scaler with a vector.

Vector Jokes More Vector Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?

You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor.

What do you get when you cross a rock climber with a tsetse fly?

Nothing. You can't cross a scaler and a vector.

Scaler Jokes More Scaler Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mountain-climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a scaler with a vector.

What do you get when you cross a rock climber with a tsetse fly?

Nothing. You can't cross a scaler and a vector.