What did the Hungarian man say before he went to bed?

I'm going to bed." Except he said it in Hungarian.

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What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"

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What did the Hungarian say to the annoying kid?

You're nothing budapest!"

What do you call a Hungarian insect who won't leave siddhartha alone?

A Buddha-pest.