Hungarian Jokes

What do you call a Hungarian insect who won't leave siddhartha alone?

A Buddha-pest.

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What did the Hungarian say to the annoying kid?

You're nothing budapest!"

What do you get when you burn a Hungarian ghost?

Ghoul-ash!

Why couldn't the Hungarian programmer buy a third long?

Because he only had Forints! Thank you thank you, tip your waiter.

What did the Hungarian man say before he went to bed?

I'm going to bed." Except he said it in Hungarian.