What do you call a Hungarian insect who won't leave siddhartha alone?

A Buddha-pest.

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What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

How to spot the toughest guy in jail?

He still has some whistle left in his fart.

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What do you call a religious termite in Hungary?

Buddha-pest

What do you call a Zen master from eastern Europe who's been bugging you all day?

A Buddha Pest.

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What did the Hungarian say to the annoying kid?

You're nothing budapest!"

Why couldn't the Hungarian programmer buy a third long?

Because he only had Forints! Thank you thank you, tip your waiter.