What's the difference between a bag of sugar and a dead baby?

I don't use sugar in my signature cookies.

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What's the difference between feminists and a pencil?

A pencil has a point.

What's the difference between r/politics and r/liberal?

None

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What is the most recycled joke that keeps getting used?

Your mom.

What do rappers use to write their lyrics?

Word,yo.

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Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari?

I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a mercedes?

I don't have a mercedes in my garage!

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What's the difference between Sugar and Sweet'N Low?

Sugar is on the lips. :-)

What country has many sugar?

sweetzerland