What's the difference between a bag of sugar and a dead baby?

I don't use sugar in my signature cookies.

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What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.

What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

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Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

What's purple and sequels?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals

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What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a mercedes?

I don't have a mercedes in my garage!

What's worse than 16 dead babies nailed to a tree?

One dead baby nailed to 16 trees.

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What country has many sugar?

sweetzerland

What's the difference between a bag of sugar and a dead baby?

I don't use sugar in my signature cookies.