What's the difference between a bag of sugar and a dead baby?

I don't use sugar in my signature cookies.

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What's the difference between a spitter and a swallower?

10 lbs of pressure on the back of the head.

What's the difference between a Fig and a Fig Newton?

A Fig Newton is Force sensitive.

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What do snakes use to build clocks?

Metal Gears

What did the woman say while she was having a baby?

This could use some salt."

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Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

What's the difference between a 4 year old boy and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road?

It was attached to my bumper...

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person

Sugar Jokes More Sugar Jokes

What country has many sugar?

sweetzerland

What are some products of the West Indies?

Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.