Sugar Jokes

What's the difference between Sugar and Sweet'N Low?

Sugar is on the lips. :-)

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What did they call the sugar that went to space?

Intergalactose

What country has many sugar?

sweetzerland

What's the difference between a bag of sugar and a dead baby?

I don't use sugar in my signature cookies.

What do you get when you boil tree trunks with sugar?

Log jam.

Why sugars are very unhappy these days?

It is sweet but still is not getting added do any thing!

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar?

He raised Cain.

Why won't you loan a neighbor a cup of sugar?

sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly

What are some products of the West Indies?

Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.

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What do you call a cinema in Jamiaca?

A cinemon

Where does the brown sugar go to watch a movie?

The Cinemon.

Promise Jokes More Promise Jokes

What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

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Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

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Boil Jokes More Boil Jokes

What's an Irish Seven Course Dinner?

A boiled potato and a six-pack of Guinness Stout.

What do they have for lunch at Monster School?

Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream.

Bug Jokes More Bug Jokes

What does a bug say when it accidentally breaks its exoskeleton?

You gotta be chitin me!

What did the Pink Panther say as he stepped on a bug?

Dead Ant, Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant, Dead AaaaaaaaaaAAAaaannt

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

Why doesn't the sun pack it's bags?

Because it's traveling light!

Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

What do you call a child who doesn't believe in Santa?

An eggnogstic

Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

What does a Math Professor do when he's constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

What's the difference between a strawberry and a pencil?

One's a fruit, you idiot.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why are Women like buses?

You wait all day for one then find out 48 other people in the local area have been riding on her.

What's the best time of day?

The Spanish Inquisition. . . . . . Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.