Sugar Jokes

What's the difference between Sugar and Sweet'N Low?

Sugar is on the lips. :-)

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What did they call the sugar that went to space?

Intergalactose

What country has many sugar?

sweetzerland

What's the difference between a bag of sugar and a dead baby?

I don't use sugar in my signature cookies.

What do you get when you boil tree trunks with sugar?

Log jam.

Why sugars are very unhappy these days?

It is sweet but still is not getting added do any thing!

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar?

He raised Cain.

Why won't you loan a neighbor a cup of sugar?

sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly

What are some products of the West Indies?

Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.

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Where does the brown sugar go to watch a movie?

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What did the writing utensil take for his high sugar level?

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year-old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

What are you doing, dad?

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What country has the most people?

Brazil... They've got Brazillions

How many countries border Germany?

Nein!

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What was the last thing that went through JFK's head?

A bullet.

What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?

Walks home.

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What did I tell you about telling the truth?

5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.

How do you tell a boy chromosome from a girl chromosome?

Check their jeans.

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What do you get when you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole at Easter?

Hot Cross Bunnies!

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A boiled potato and a six-pack of Guinness Stout.

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What is it called when 5 girls get into bed with one guy?

A "no one will ever believe me".

Why did Baby Moses believe he was Egyptian?

Because he was in da Nile.