Sugar is on the lips. :-)
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I don't use sugar in my signature cookies.
Log jam.
It is sweet but still is not getting added do any thing!
Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.
He raised Cain.
sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly
Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.
A pig pen!
the rest of them will write Perl
A country.
Because figuratively breaking the country apart isn't enough.
Wanna go ride a bike?
A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605.
In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.
Because she wants to rise and shine.
So people can read her lips.
Because her lips stick
DownlOdin. What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet illegally? Thorrenting.
He was a miner.
When other people put two fingers in his honey.
Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing.
A telephono lens.
Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"
