Sugar is on the lips. :-)
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Intergalactose
sweetzerland
I don't use sugar in my signature cookies.
Log jam.
It is sweet but still is not getting added do any thing!
Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.
He raised Cain.
sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly
Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.
The Cinemon.
A cinemon
It was worth the whisk
A: Pencil-in.
Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!
Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"
Brazil... They've got Brazillions
Nein!
A bullet.
Walks home.
5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.
Check their jeans.
Hot Cross Bunnies!
A boiled potato and a six-pack of Guinness Stout.
A "no one will ever believe me".
Because he was in da Nile.