Sugar Jokes

What's the difference between Sugar and Sweet'N Low?

Sugar is on the lips. :-)

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What did they call the sugar that went to space?

Intergalactose

What country has many sugar?

sweetzerland

What's the difference between a bag of sugar and a dead baby?

I don't use sugar in my signature cookies.

What do you get when you boil tree trunks with sugar?

Log jam.

Why sugars are very unhappy these days?

It is sweet but still is not getting added do any thing!

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar?

He raised Cain.

Why won't you loan a neighbor a cup of sugar?

sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly

What are some products of the West Indies?

Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.

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so they can reuse the phone after the explosion

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Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

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I asked. "Iraq" he said. "How did you escape " I asked. IRAN

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sweetzerland

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Vitamin bills!

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my ex-girlfriend?

There isn't one...

What do you call a dead baby with a yeast infection?

a quarter pounder with cheese.

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He didn't want any glaze in the military

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What do you call the space between a woman's enhanced breasts?

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Why are sandwiches better in space?

They are always a bit METEOR!