Sugar Jokes

What's the difference between Sugar and Sweet'N Low?

Sugar is on the lips. :-)

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What did they call the sugar that went to space?

Intergalactose

What country has many sugar?

sweetzerland

What's the difference between a bag of sugar and a dead baby?

I don't use sugar in my signature cookies.

What do you get when you boil tree trunks with sugar?

Log jam.

Why sugars are very unhappy these days?

It is sweet but still is not getting added do any thing!

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar?

He raised Cain.

Why won't you loan a neighbor a cup of sugar?

sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly

What are some products of the West Indies?

Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.

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What kind of currency do they use in space?

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Why didn't you obey that stop sign?

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Some people actually believe santa exist.

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How do I like using Tinder?

It's all right!

Why didn't JFK ever like vodka?

Because he couldn't handle a few shots

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's the difference between awkward and awful?

Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her

What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers

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How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

What would you call an additional day added to the week?

Sumday

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What is an Italian's favorite type of breakfast?

Serie-a*l

How do you know that a dinosaur ate Kel for breakfast?

Because there was a kellogg in the toilet

Promise Jokes More Promise Jokes

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

What did the CN tower say to the clouds???

Only the tip baby, I promise!

Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

What do you call someone who hates pencils?

Erracist

What do mathmeticians do when they are constipated?

Work it out with a pencil