What's the best time of day?

The Spanish Inquisition. . . . . . Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

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Why did Night fall?

Because Day tripped him.

What does Sonic say on the first day of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

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What's the best time of day?

The Spanish Inquisition. . . . . . Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

When is the best time to raise money?

When there's a stripper in front of you.

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Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

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What wears a bright red suit and knows if you've been naught..or nice?

The Spanish Inquisition.

What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball?

Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"