The Spanish Inquisition. . . . . . Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.
Like what if you find a penny
He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.
Because they hang around the fungi.
When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.
Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!
Two Wongs don't make a white
Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"
The Spanish Inquisition.