What's the best time of day?

The Spanish Inquisition. . . . . . Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

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What do you call a turtle who sleeps during the day and is awake at night?

Nocturtle

What's the different between a wife and a smoke detector?

One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.

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When's the best time to procrastinate?

Later.

When is the best time to sail?

Schooner than later.

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Why didn't you answer me ?

Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you !

What did the terrorist say about his popular reddit post?

I didn't expect this to blow up like it did!*

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What kind of suit does a lawyer like best?

The Spanish Inquisition.

What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball?

Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"