What's the best time of day?

The Spanish Inquisition. . . . . . Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

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How do you pick one facial expression for the whole day?

Like what if you find a penny

How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

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Why do mycologists have such a good time?

Because they hang around the fungi.

How do you know if you are having a good time?

When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.

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What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

What did the doctor say when he delivered a blonde-haired baby to an expecting Chinese couple?

Two Wongs don't make a white

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What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball?

Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"

What kind of suit does a lawyer like best?

The Spanish Inquisition.