What's the best time of day?

The Spanish Inquisition. . . . . . Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

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What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree?

I freed the what?"

Who these days is hard "Is your person white?

Excuse me " "Is your person white " "I don't see skin color I just see people"

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Where do turkeys go to have a good time?

The Turkey Club

When is the best time to raise money?

When there's a stripper in front of you.

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What the hell did you expect for ten dollars?

Lobster "

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

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Who wears a red suit and knows if you were naughty or nice?

The Spanish Inquisition.

What kind of suit does a lawyer like best?

The Spanish Inquisition.