A: They could get chapped lips!
To teach women how to stand on their hind legs.
A: Because it was a total rip-off.
A tyre (attire)
A Ghost Pepper.
Because it's too far to walk.
Your ears stay warmer.
Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr
A Curtis-y flush
They get chapped lips
So they don't get chapped lips.