Why don't women wear dresses in the winter?

A: They could get chapped lips!

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What does a woman have in common with a KFC meal?

Once your are done with the juicy breasts and tender thighs, all that's left is a greasy box to throw your bone in.

What is big, vibrates and makes a woman scream when put inside her?

A chainsaw.

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What's the difference between my wife and the dress?

The dress is white and gold

How did I get up here again?

This is fun, I'm fun. I'm dressed up like a bat."

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Because it's too far to walk.

Why don't women wear dresses in the winter?

A: They could get chapped lips!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why doesn't a rooster wear underwear?

becuase his peckers on his head

What do clouds wear under their pants?

Thunderwear!

Chap Jokes More Chap Jokes

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter?

They get chapped lips

Why don't women wear dresses in the winter?

A: They could get chapped lips!

Chap Lip Jokes More Chap Lip Jokes

Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!

Why don't girls where skirts in the winter?

So they don't get chapped lips.