Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr.
Because they love digging up the past.
So they can get a good grip on the broomstick
You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.
A Freudian slip.
Their balls would fall out.
Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry balm!
Because they're easier to spot
So they don't get chapped lips.