When is the best time to raise money?

When there's a stripper in front of you.

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How can a can you double your money?

By folding it in half.

What kind of money do fishermen make ?

Net profits !

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What do you get when you take an HIV medication and raise the price 5,000%?

Rich AND famous, apparently

What is the dairy farmer's favorite exercise?

Calf Raises.

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When's the best time of day to start a diet?

4:00 For:Klock

What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

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What does a stripper and a Subway sandwich maker have in common?

They both prefer to be called "artists" instead of what they really are.

What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.