When is the best time to raise money?

When there's a stripper in front of you.

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What kind of money do snowmen use?

Iced lolly.

How do you hide money from a Republican?

Hide it in a science book.

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Why are gorillas so noisy?

A: They were raised in a zoo!

How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

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Whats the best time to go to the dentist?

4:30pm It let's you out of work a bit early with a valid excuse

When is the best time to sail?

Schooner than later.

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Why do strippers hate roofers?

They always pay in shingles.

What's the first part of a stripper to blow?

The knee. It's a load-bearing joint.