When is the best time to raise money?

When there's a stripper in front of you.

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How can you tell a redneck has got money?

He gems out his dip cup

Why won't a black man go see a 3d movie?

He'd rather spend his money on a forty

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What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

Why do blacks raise chickens?

To teach their kids how to walk.

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When's the best time to procrastinate?

Later.

What is the best time to go to the dentist?

At tooth hurty.

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Why do strippers look better in the club than outside the club?

Black lights matter.

What do you call a stripper you pay with noodles?

A PASTATUTE!!!