When is the best time to raise money?

When there's a stripper in front of you.

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Why does Sean Connery have no money and a beard?

Because he's no good at shaving.

What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

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Why are gorillas so noisy?

A: They were raised in a zoo!

What do you call someone who raises poultry?

A chicken tender.

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What was the best time in history for the Italians?

The Marin-era

When is the best time to make jokes?

When you are ill, because they are sick

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What do you call a stripper you pay with noodles?

A PASTATUTE!!!

Why is eastern europe filled with strippers?

Because they like Poles.