When is the best time to raise money?

When there's a stripper in front of you.

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How can you double your money?

Look at it in a mirror.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

A:('He wanted cold hard cash!')

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What is the difference between an elevator and black people?

And elevator can raise kids

What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart?

Amadeus on my dais.

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What's the best time to buy a bird?

When it goes cheep!

When's the best time to go skydiving?

Fall.

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Why do strippers hate roofers?

They always pay in shingles.

What percentage of police officers are strippers and what percentage of strippers are police officers?

I'm confused.