What's up with these strippers not taking my singles?

They must not like Kraft

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Why does the Dalai Lama go to the bookies everyday?

Because he likes Tibet.

What do nails like to do on the weekend?

Get hammered.

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What percentage of police officers are strippers and what percentage of strippers are police officers?

I'm confused.

What does a stripper and a Subway sandwich maker have in common?

They both prefer to be called "artists" instead of what they really are.

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What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

What's up with these strippers not taking my singles?

They must not like Kraft