A pencil has a point.
For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".
What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail
Nobody can point at your shoes and say "What are thoooooooooose?!"
You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets the point.
Because it was a Number 2.
He worked it out with a pencil.