What do you get if you cross a retard and a graffiti artist?

Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.

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What do you get if you cross a brown chicken and a brown cow?

Brown-chicken-brown-coooow

Why did the chicken get an ouija board?

To contact those who had crossed over to the other side.

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Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

How do you conufuse a blond?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Retard Jokes More Retard Jokes

How did the midget feel when he found out he was retarded?

A little Down.

What do you call a football team full of retards?

Special teams.

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What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D

Chain Link Fence Jokes More Chain Link Fence Jokes

Why did the blonde climb the chain-link fence?

To see what was on the other side.

What do you get if you cross a retard and a graffiti artist?

Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.