What do you get if you cross a retard and a graffiti artist?

Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!

What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

How did the artist paint a picture?

A: Easel-y.

What's the difference between a nail and a painting?

It only takes one nail to hang a painting.

Retard Jokes More Retard Jokes

How many retards does it take to push a bus?

Just one. They're retardedily strong.

What do you call a tractor trailer that can't keep up with the others?

Self) Semi retarded.

Spray Jokes More Spray Jokes

What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

Chain Link Fence Jokes More Chain Link Fence Jokes

Why did the Oregon State psychology major climb up the chain link fence?

To see what was on the other side.

Why did the blonde climb the chain-link fence?

To see what was on the other side.