What do you get if you cross a retard and a graffiti artist?

Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.

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What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?

As far away as possible. shameful

Why did the women cross the road?

Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen !!!

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What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute "

Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !

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What do you call a group of retards in a sauna?

Steamed vegetables.

How did the midget feel when he found out he was retarded?

A little Down.

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What did the Pink Panther say after he sprayed raid on an anthill?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant.*

What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

Chain Link Fence Jokes More Chain Link Fence Jokes

What do you get if you cross a retard and a graffiti artist?

Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.

Why did the Oregon State psychology major climb up the chain link fence?

To see what was on the other side.