What do you get if you cross a retard and a graffiti artist?

Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.

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Bunnies squirm too much.

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He Double Gloucester.

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What do you call a retard covered in water?

Flame retardant

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He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

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One squeeze and they're all over you.

Chain Link Fence Jokes More Chain Link Fence Jokes

What do you get if you cross a retard and a graffiti artist?

Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.

Why did the blonde climb the chain-link fence?

To see what was on the other side.