What do you call a relative of a nap?

A napkin.

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What do a hillbilly and a nepotist blackberry executive have in common?

They both give their relatives rim jobs.

Why did Albert Einstein marry his cousin?

Because she was his relative

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What do you call a sleepy relative of a paper towel?

A napkin.

What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

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What time do kids need naps?

A: At whine o'clock.

Why are you always tired, Dad?

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.