Why does Godzilla go to temple?

because he's a kaiju

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What do you call a 200ft Rabbi rampaging through Tokyo?

A Kaiju.

Why does Godzilla go to temple?

because he's a kaiju

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Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

What do you call a person that's not doing anything at a temple?

An idle worshiper.

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What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans

What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper