Why does Godzilla go to temple?

because he's a kaiju

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Why does Godzilla go to temple?

because he's a kaiju

What do you call a 200ft Rabbi rampaging through Tokyo?

A Kaiju.

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What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

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What do you get when you cross Godzilla, saved by the bell, and crystal meth?

Go go power rangers!

Why does Godzilla go to temple?

because he's a kaiju