Why does Godzilla go to temple?

because he's a kaiju

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Why does Godzilla go to temple?

because he's a kaiju

What do you call a 200ft Rabbi rampaging through Tokyo?

A Kaiju.

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Why does Godzilla go to temple?

because he's a kaiju

What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains?

The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.

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What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans

What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses