Why did Albert Einstein marry his cousin?

Because she was his relative

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Cousin Jokes More Cousin Jokes

What do you get when you mix chocolate milk and cocaine?

Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.

What does non-alcoholic beer and going down on you cousin have in common?

Sure they taste the same, but it just ain't right.

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Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

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Why can't Albert Einstein drive?

Because he never learned.

Why did Albert Einstein marry his cousin?

Because she was his relative

Relative Jokes More Relative Jokes

What do a hillbilly and a nepotist blackberry executive have in common?

They both give their relatives rim jobs.

Why do rappers love weed so much?

Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it