Why did Albert Einstein marry his cousin?

Because she was his relative

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Why did Einstein marry his cousin?

It's all relative.

What's faster than a black man running with a tv?

His cousin with the DVD player

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What did Jay-Z call Beyonc before they were married?

Fiance

Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..

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What would albert einstein's name be if he was blonde?

Nobody would know

Why did Albert Einstein marry his cousin?

Because she was his relative

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How does a viola greet a relative?

Cello!

What do a hillbilly and a nepotist blackberry executive have in common?

They both give their relatives rim jobs.