Whats the difference between your Mom and the Pringles guy?

I can't get my whole fist in the Pringles guy's can.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference?

What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail

How can you tell the difference between a catholic, a baptist, and a Methodist?

A baptist will run into a liquor store, buy their alcohol and run out. A Methodist will walk into a liquor store and say high to everyone, then buy their alcohol and walk out. A catholic will show up to the store completely hammered, hug everyone, get their alcohol and stumble their way out of the store.

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Whats the difference between a woman and a floppy drive?

A Floppy Drive can only take 3.5" Inches.

Whats the best thing about being a meth addict?

Only two more sleeps until christmas.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How are neutrinos and i alike?

Were both constantly penetrating your mom

Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."

Fist Jokes More Fist Jokes

Why do dogs lick each other?

Because they can't make a fist.

Why was Jesus crucified instead of stoned?

So Catholics could do this makes the sign of the cross, instead of this bangs self in head with fists.

Pringle Jokes More Pringle Jokes

How do you spell "Pringles" in Spanish?

Pringls

What's Santa's favorite snack?

A crisp Pringle