Because they can't make a fist.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Badoom TSSSSssT! (Say it out loud)
So Catholics could do this makes the sign of the cross, instead of this bangs self in head with fists.
I can't get my whole fist in the Pringles guy's can.
Me: Leave it long enough for him to wrap around his fist twice.
You may fist the bride
Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"
To get to the... side.
Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.
Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.
Fruit of the Womb
He keeps getting pinned to the boards.
Dam.
Take your foot off of their head.
If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.
Personally, I'd say that 6:30 is the best clock time, hands down.
Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza
The lawnmower.
Been awhile since I've her some priest and a rabbi jokes. Hit me with your best one! Mine: a priest and a rabbi are waking down the street The priest asks " wanna screw some kids?" The rabbi replies "out if what?"
At a fist pump.
At a ghastly station.
