Fist Jokes

Why do dogs lick each other?

Because they can't make a fist.

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Why not fist her?

Badoom TSSSSssT! (Say it out loud)

Why was Jesus crucified instead of stoned?

So Catholics could do this makes the sign of the cross, instead of this bangs self in head with fists.

Whats the difference between your Mom and the Pringles guy?

I can't get my whole fist in the Pringles guy's can.

How much should I trim off the back?

Me: Leave it long enough for him to wrap around his fist twice.

What is said at the conclusion of a lesbian marriage ceremony?

You may fist the bride

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What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

What do you call it when a cat stops?

A: A paws!

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Why fist fights break out at NASA?

Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.

What do you call a fist fight at noon?

A lunchbox

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What do you get when you cross Jesus and a couple of criminals?

A good Friday

Why did Mary and Joseph's WIFI get hacked?

Because Jesus WEPt.

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What do you call a knuckle sandwich in California?

A fist taco.

Where's this Ogyny girl at?

I got a knuckle sandwich for her.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What kind of fish is made from two sodium atoms?

A 2na

What do you call a fish with diarrhea?

A Pooper Grouper!!!!!

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

What'd the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam!

What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did the cat say to the human after being hit with a baseball bat?

Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.

What do you call The Dynamic Duo after they got hit by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

What word allows you to take away two letters and get one?

Stone.

What do Lena Dunham & ISIS have in common ?

They both love stoning women.