Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche?

At a ghastly station.

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Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche?

At a ghastly station.

What is ye difference between a porcupine and a porsche?

The pricks are in the inside of the Porsche.

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Why did the ghost go to jail?

He got arrested for possession.

What's up with all these idiots on TV trying to talk to ghosts?

I don't even wanna talk to the living.

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Where can a hand refuel its car?

At a fist pump.

Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche?

At a ghastly station.