Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche?

At a ghastly station.

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Porsche Jokes More Porsche Jokes

Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche?

He was going through a midlife ISIS :(

What's the difference between an flautist and a Porsche?

Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Why cant witches get pregnant?

Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy halloween :)

What did the ghost say when he got to the halloween party?

Im here for the boos.

Refuel Jokes More Refuel Jokes

Why they never refuel in Fast and Furious?

Vin Diesel

Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche?

At a ghastly station.