Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche?

At a ghastly station.

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Porsche Jokes More Porsche Jokes

What's the difference between a Porsche and a trash bag full of dead babies?

I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a KIA?

Paul Walker wouldn't be caught dead in a KIA.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What's the best way to ward off ghosts?

To which I replied: "a camera."

What do ghosts get when they're aroused?

Booners

Refuel Jokes More Refuel Jokes

Where can a hand refuel its car?

At a fist pump.

Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche?

At a ghastly station.