What should you wear when drinking tea?

A tea-shirt.

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What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink?

1%

How many Russians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and other to drink until the room spins.

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How did Moses make his tea?

Hebrewed it

How do Vampires Make Tea?

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Why do kids with down syndrome wear shorts?

Because they have bad genes.

What is the difference between pick and choose?

To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.

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What should you wear when drinking tea?

A tea-shirt.

What do you call a short sleeved British shirt?

A tea-shirt. Please don't hurt me.