How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze?

You invite two of them.

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Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

Why do people say love is like chemistry?

Because you can put it in someones drink

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What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line?

Stopping it with a shovel.

Why did they hire the police department to design a new superconductor?

STOP RESISTING!!!"

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How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

Why are Trees never invited to a formal dinner ?

They only wear Trunks.

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How do Ghosts get Drunk?

Booze.

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze?

You invite two of them.

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Why do you always invite at least two mormons to go out fishing with you?

If you invite only one, you'll have to share your beer.

How many Mormons do you take fishing with you?

Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.