How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze?

You invite two of them.

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Why couldn't the infant insect without toes drink milk?

He was lack toes and toddler ant

What do baby parabola drink?

Their Quadratic Formula!

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What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think

What's orange and white and stops at sunlight?

Gingers

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Why did the local university invite a foreign chemist?

Florine talent.

Why should you only invite gas molecules to your house when they have negligible intermolecular forces between them?

Because they're the ideal gas.

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What's the difference between a Baptist and a Catholic?

Catholics acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle. Extra: What's the difference between Catholics and Lutherans? Catholics just acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle, Lutherans have a 15 minute conversation about booze.

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze?

You invite two of them.

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What is a Mormon's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings

How do you get a Mormon to not drink all of your beer on a fishing trip?

Bring two Mormons.