What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains?

The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.

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What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house ?

The Lizard of Oz !

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

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What did the botanist say to the plant he was tired of tending to?

Grow away.

Why do software engineers tend to not care about trigger warnings?

They're not trigger errors.

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What do you call a man who loves a woman for her brains?

A zombie.

What do you call a robot whose brain is unplugged?

Mentally dis-cabled.

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What do you call a person that's not doing anything at a temple?

An idle worshiper.

How many nuns are there in a temple?

Nun.

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What do methheads and Mormons have in common?

They both ride bikes and go on missions.

Why should you always take two Mormon's fishing?

Cause if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

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What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains?

The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.

What do you call a german who is afraid of enclosed spaces?

Klaustrophobic