When the animal kingdom had a poker party who didn't they invite?

The Cheetahs!

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What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman?

He invited her over to net fish and krill.

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi

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Why does a tiger make such a good girlfriend?

Because its not a cheetah.

What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.

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When the animal kingdom had a poker party who didn't they invite?

The Cheetahs!

Why do elephants have 4 feet?

Because in the animal kingdom 6 inches just wont do