When the animal kingdom had a poker party who didn't they invite?

The Cheetahs!

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What do you feed a feminist at a cookout?

Trick question. Nobody invites feminists to a cookout.

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all of your alcohol?

Invite two of them.

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Why is gambling not allowed in Africa?

Because there are too many cheetahs.

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

They might be cheetahs!

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When the animal kingdom had a poker party who didn't they invite?

The Cheetahs!

Why do elephants have 4 feet?

Because in the animal kingdom 6 inches just wont do