When the animal kingdom had a poker party who didn't they invite?

The Cheetahs!

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Because it was already attendin'.

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He always throws the punch.

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Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.

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When the animal kingdom had a poker party who didn't they invite?

The Cheetahs!