Animal Kingdom Jokes

Why do elephants have 4 feet?

Because in the animal kingdom 6 inches just wont do

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When the animal kingdom had a poker party who didn't they invite?

The Cheetahs!

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Why did that animal's wife get a divorce?

Because he was a cheetah.

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ?

Because of all the cheetahs !

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What is 6 inches long 2 inches wide and makes a woman crazy?

100 bill.

What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives your girlfriend wild?

A $100 bill.

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What do you call a pigeon with 4 feet?

A STOOL Pigeon

Why do elephants have 4 feet?

Because in the animal kingdom 6 inches just wont do

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What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden

When do elephants have eight feet?

When there are two of them.

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What did the Terminator say when he was invited to a music themed fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach.

What did they do at the Boston Tea Party ?

I don't know I wasn't invited !