Animal Kingdom Jokes

Why do elephants have 4 feet?

Because in the animal kingdom 6 inches just wont do

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When the animal kingdom had a poker party who didn't they invite?

The Cheetahs!

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What's 6 inches long hard, bent, and in my pants?

My iPhone 6

What did Jared say when the girl asked him for a footlong?

That he only has a 6 inch.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's the easiest way to get off an elephant?

I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!

What's more difficult than getting a pregnant elephant in a VW bug?

A: Getting an elephant pregnant in a VW bug.

4 Foot Jokes More 4 Foot Jokes

Why does an elephant have 4 Feet?

Because it would look ridiculous with 8 inches.

Why do elephants have 4 feet?

Because in the animal kingdom 6 inches just wont do

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ?

Because of all the cheetahs !

Why can a Cheetah not hide?

Because it's always spotted.

Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman?

He invited her over to net fish and krill.