Animal Kingdom Jokes

Why do elephants have 4 feet?

Because in the animal kingdom 6 inches just wont do

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When the animal kingdom had a poker party who didn't they invite?

The Cheetahs!

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Which big cat should you never play cards with ?

A cheetah !

Why isn't there gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.

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What do you do after you but a new oven?

Invite all of your friends over and have an oven warming party.

Why 21 didn't invite his brother for dinner?

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they're so good at it.

Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

4 Foot Jokes More 4 Foot Jokes

What do you call a pigeon with 4 feet?

A STOOL Pigeon

Why do elephants have 4 feet?

Because in the animal kingdom 6 inches just wont do

6 Inch Jokes More 6 Inch Jokes

Why do girls make a "shhhhh" noise while peeing and men don't?

Cos men have a 6 inch silencer.

What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives your girlfriend wild?

A $100 bill.