What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives your girlfriend wild?

A $100 bill.

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What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives your girlfriend wild?

A $100 bill.

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Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

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What is the difference between medium and rare?

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

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What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives your girlfriend wild?

A $100 bill.

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

deez nuts

What is 4 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women crazy when they see it?

An empty toilet paper roll.