Why did Fred Durst sleep with Princess Leia?

He did it all for the Wookie, yeah!

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Why did Chewbacca turn down Princess Leia?

She doesn't Swallowbacca.

Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

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Why is Chewbacca bad at sports?

He's just a wookie!

What's the main problem with Wookie steaks?

They're a little Chewie. (Edit: Wookiee***)