Why did Fred Durst sleep with Princess Leia?

He did it all for the Wookie, yeah!

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What doesn't Princess Leia like toy guns?

Because the Nerf hurt her.

Why did Princess Leia spit and not swallow?

Because it was Chewy

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How does a baby Wookie get around?

Ewoks

What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!